It would have the amazing power of Cinderella’s fairy godmother, be easy to use and be small enough to fit inside a bag or backpack. I wish I had something that could magically transform ME into my perfect self. I constantly wonder how girls like MacKenzie always manage to be so. She’s a RATTLESNAKE in pink plumping lip gloss and ankle boots.īut I’m NOT intimidated by her or anything. MACKENZIE HOLLISTER !!Ĭalling MacKenzie a mean girl is an understatement. People being shallow, self-centred girls like. It’s just that I’m NOT a tag hag (also known as a totally obsessed fashion SNOB).Īnd I’m NOT hopelessly addicted to spending twice the gross national product of a small third-world country on the latest designer clothes, shoes, jewelry, and handbags, only to REFUSE to wear the stuff one month later because it’s like, OMG! Practically more ANCIENT than YESTERDAY!! WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school.Īnd with three spots, two left feet, one cruddy social life and zero popularity, I’m not exactly the type of girl who’ll one day be crowned prom queen.īut thanks to my wicked case of CRUSH-ITIS, the slightly-goofy-blissfully-lovesick-shabby-chic style I’m currently rockin’ would definitely put me in the running for. I’m sure THAT would NEVER happen in a million years! Not only did I have a FABTASTIC time at the Halloween dance with my crush, Brandon, but I think he might actually like me! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!ĭefinitely NOT as a serious girlfriend or anything. I think yesterday was probably the BEST day of my entire life !! Printed and bound by CPI Group (UK) Ltd, Croydon, CR0 4YY Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. The right of Rachel Renée Russell to be identified as the author and illustrator of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Design and Patents Act, 1988.Ī CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. This book is copyright under the Berne Convention. Originally published as DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-GRACEFUL ICE PRINCESS in 2012 in the USA by Aladdin, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing Division, 1230 Avenue of Americas, New York. Originally published in 2011 in the USA as DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-TALENTED POP STAR by Aladdin, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing Division, 1230 Avenue of Americas, New York.ĭORK DIARIES: SKATING SENSATION first published in Great Britain in 2012 by Simon and Schuster UK Ltd, a CBS company. 'A tantalising series.' Waterstones Books Quarterly Read moreįirst published as an omnibus edition in Great Britain in 2013 byġst Floor, 222 Gray’s Inn Road, London WC1X 8HBĭORK DIARIES: POP STAR first published in Great Britain in 2011 by Simon and Schuster UK Ltd, a CBS company.
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'The Dork Diaries series is fast becoming my favourite for younger readers. 'spot on for the tween market.' The Bookseller 'Filled with fun illustrations, and fonts that keep you looking, Rachel Renee Russell has created for girls what Jeff Kinney did for boys with his Wimpy Kids series.' five star review It's time to embrace your inner dork…Ī bind up of the third and fourth Dork Diaries books by Rachel Renée Russell, author of The Misadventures of Max Crumbly (June 2016).
But when you're the girl who spills spaghetti over herself during lunch, or who dresses as a giant rat for Halloween, or whose dad drives a van with a giant cockroach on the roof, it's hard to transform from loser queen to queen-bee overnight.īut one thing's for sure, Nikki's life is never dull, and now you can enjoy the third and fourth hilarious instalments of her diary in this fabulous two-in-one bind-up. Nikki Maxwell has just started at her new school and is determined to make a fresh start, leaving her dorky past behind her. A special bumper edition of dorkiness featuring the third and fourth books, Pop Star and Skating Sensation, in the bestselling DORK DIARIES series!
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